Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th March 1993

Dilbert//1441, first published 33 years ago on Friday 26th March 1993

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dilbert the boss employers form election rescind opposite action declining reverse inclination discontinue employment

Official transcript

The Boss hands Dilbert a form and says, "All employees must fill out this form."

Dilbert reads, "Employee election to not rescind the opposite action of declining the reverse inclination to not discontinue employment with the company."

Dilbert asks, "You're trying to trick us into quitting, aren't you?"

The Boss hands Dilbert a pen and says, "Use ink."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL EMPLOYEES MUST FILL OUT THIS FORM.

"EMPLOYEE ELECTION TO NOT RESCIND THE OPPOSITE ACTION OF DECLINING THE REVERSE INCLINATION TO NOT DISCONTINUE EMPLOYMENT WITH THE COMPANY." YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK US INTO QUITTING, AREN'T YOU?

USE INK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Employee Election" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, standing in front of a woman holding a clipboard. The woman asks all employees to fill out a form, which reads: "Employee election to not rescind the opposite action of declining the reverse inclination to not discontinue employment with the company." Dilbert is confused and asks if he's trying to trick them into quitting, to which the woman responds, "Use ink." The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate jargon and the complexity of employee elections.

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