Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th March 1993

Dilbert//1442, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 27th March 1993

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dogbert reading sandblasting soup cracker ratbert hypnosis

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow reading a book titled "Hypnosis For World Conquest."

Dogbert thinks, "Looks easy enough."

Ratbert enters and says, "Hi, Dogbert! What are you reading?"

Dogbert replies, "Nothing. You will remember nothing."

Ratbert holds his arms out like a zombie and asks, "Who am I? Where am I?"

Dogbert thinks, "That was a little bit like sandblasting a soup cracker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOKS EASY ENOUGH.

HYPNOSIS FOR WORLD CONQUEST

HI, DOGBERT!

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

NOTHING.

YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING WHO AM I? WHERE AM I ?

THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE SANDBLASTING A SOUP CRACKER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Hypnosis for World Conquest" and features a dog named Dogbert, who is attempting to hypnotize another dog named Dilbert.

Panel 1: Dogbert is shown holding a book titled "Hypnosis for World Conquest." He says, "Looks easy enough."

Panel 2: Dogbert approaches Dilbert, who is reading a book, and asks, "Hi, Dogbert. What are you reading?" Dilbert responds, "Nothing. You will remember nothing."

Panel 3: Dogbert continues to try to hypnotize Dilbert, saying, "Who am I? Where am I?" Dilbert responds, "That was a little bit like sand-blasting a soup cracker."

Summary: The comic strip humorously depicts Dogbert's failed attempt to hypnotize Dilbert, with Dilbert remaining unaware of the attempt and responding with a nonsensical phrase.

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