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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st March 1993

Dilbert//1446, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 31st March 1993


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dogbert hypnotic powers supreme earth computer satellite


Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the desk chair and says into a camera, "This is Dogbert . . . You are all under my hypnotic powers . . ."

A satellite dish sits on the desk. Dogbert transmits to a satellite orbiting earth, "I am the supreme ruler of earth. You must all carry Dogbert posters and chant 'Dogbert is my king.'"

Dogbert concludes, "That is all for now. If I think of anything else important I'll let you know."

Ratbert enters holding a sign with Dogbert's picture on it and chanting, ". . . Is my king."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS DOGBERT... YOU ARE ALL UNDER MY HYPNOTIC POWERS...

I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF EARTH. YOU MUST ALL CARRY DOGBERT POSTERS AND CHANT "DOGBERT IS MY KING." THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.

IF I THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE IMPORTANT I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

.. IS MY KING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Hypnotic Powers"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his manipulative nature, using his hypnotic powers to control others. In this strip, he hypnotizes a coworker, causing them to believe they are under his control. Dogbert then orders the coworker to carry posters and chant "DOGBERT IS MY KING," showcasing his ability to influence and dominate those around him.

Key Elements:

  • Dogbert's use of hypnotic powers to control others
  • The coworker's belief that they are under Dogbert's control
  • Dogbert's orders to carry posters and chant "DOGBERT IS MY KING"
  • The comic strip's commentary on the theme of manipulation and control

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