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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th April 1993

Dilbert//1470, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 24th April 1993


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dilbert dogbert computer romostatic real-time data compression plug darling church


Official transcript

Dogbert sits in the chair. Dilbert says, "Look what I got for my computer! It's a romostatic real-time data compression processor!"

Dilbert walks away saying, "Oooh . . . I can't wait to plug you in, my little darling. I've waited so long."

Dilbert says, "Oh yes! Yes!"

Dogbert asks, "Does the church know about this?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR MY COMPUTER! IT'S A ROMOSTATIC REAL-TIME DATA COMPRESSION PROCESSOR!

OOOH... I CAN'T WAIT TO PLUG YOU IN, MY LITTLE DARLING. I'VE WAITED SO LONG.

OH YES!

YES!

DOES THE CHURCH KNOW ABOUT THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Church Knows About This"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and red tie, sitting in a chair. He is holding a box labeled "ROMOSTATIC REAL-TIME DATA COMPRESSION PROCESSOR" and exclaiming, "LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR MY COMPUTER!" The church's response is "OH YES!" and "YES!", indicating their knowledge of the device.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert has acquired a new computer component.
  • The church is aware of the device.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a church being knowledgeable about modern technology.

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