Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th May 1993

Dilbert//1501, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 25th May 1993

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wally dilbert ted productivity daydreaming irene accounting engineering ordinary betty marketing

Official transcript

Wally says to Dilbert and Ted, "My productivity is shot. I can't stop daydreaming about Irene in accounting."

Ted says, "Do what I did. Try to phase out of it by daydreaming of Laura in engineering, then move to the ordinary-looking Betty in marketing."

Wally replies, "Now I'm daydreaming about all three of them."

Ted replies, "Same thing happened to me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PRODUCTIVITY IS SHOT. I CAN'T STOP DAYDREAMING ABOUT IRENE IN ACCOUNTING.

DO WHAT I DID. TRY TO PHASE OUT OF IT BY DAYDREAMING OF LAURA IN ENGINEERING, THEN MOVE TO THE ORDINARY- LOOKING BETTY IN MARKETING.

NOW I'M DAYDREAMING ABOUT ALL THREE OF THEM.

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Daydreaming"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life, engaging in daydreams about his coworkers. The sequence of panels depicts Dilbert's daydreams, which involve:

• Phasing out Irene from accounting
• Moving Laura from engineering to marketing
• Daydreaming about all three of them

The comic strip humorously highlights Dilbert's tendency to daydream about his coworkers, showcasing his quirky personality and office dynamics.

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