Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th June 1993
Dilbert//1512, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 5th June 1993
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noriko dogbert bob planet generation black belt karate party menacing expressions faces
Official transcript
Dogbert says to Noriko, "Take Bob with you, Noriko. You'll need help saving the planet for your generation."
Noriko and Bob the Dinosaur walk down the sidewalk. Noriko says, "I have a black belt in karate. What skills do you bring to the party?"
Bob replies, "Wedgies, mostly."
Bob picks a man up by his underwear and explains, "It's not as menacing as karate, but you have to love the expressions on their faces."
Noriko says, "Turn him this way."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
TAKE BOB WITH YOU, NORIKO. YOU'LL NEED HELP SAVING THE PLANET FOR YOUR GENERATION.
I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
WHAT SKILLS DO YOU BRING TO THE PARTY?
WEDGIES, MOSTLY.
IT'S NOT AS MENACING AS KARATE, BUT YOU HAVE TO LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS ON THEIR FACES.
TURN HIM THIS WAY.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Karate Wedgie"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a conversation with Noriko, a woman who is a karate expert. The conversation begins with Noriko asking Dilbert if he has a black belt in karate, to which he responds that he has a "wedgie" instead. Noriko then explains that a wedgie is not as menacing as a karate black belt, but it can still be used to express oneself through facial expressions.
The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of karate and martial arts, poking fun at the stereotype that people with black belts are intimidating. It also highlights the importance of self-expression and individuality, even in the face of adversity. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the human experience.
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