Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th June 1993

Dilbert//1517, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 10th June 1993

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dogbert collective nerd demand discounts wireless e-mail products daughter phone number

Official transcript

Dogbert sits across from a man's desk and says, "I am Dogbert, leader of Venod - a huge collective of nerds. We demand twenty percent discounts on all of your products."

Dogbert continues, "If you refuse, I will send a wireless e-mail message that instructs one million nerds to stop buying your products."

The executive asks, "You're kidding, right?"

Dogbert says, "There - I just sent them your daughter's phone number."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM DOGBERT, LEADER OF VENOD - A HUGE COLLECTIVE OF NERDS. WE DEMAND TWENTY PERCENT DISCOUNTS ON ALLOF YOUR PRODUCTS.

6-0 IF YOU REFUSE, I WILL SEND A WIRELESS EMAIL MESSAGE THAT INSTRUCTS ONE MILLION NERDS TO STOP BUYING YOUR PRODUCTS.

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

THERE - I JUST SENT THEM YOUR DAUGHTER'S PHONE NUMBER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nerds to the Rescue"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the leader of a group of nerds, demanding a 20% discount on all products from the company's CEO. When the CEO refuses, Dogbert sends a wireless e-mail message instructing one million nerds to stop buying the company's products. The CEO is shocked and asks how he can contact the nerds, only to be told that they have sent them his daughter's phone number. The CEO is left wondering how he can stop the nerds from buying his products.

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