Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th June 1993

Dilbert//1522, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 15th June 1993

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dilbert the boss brochure seminar management zombies utilize paradigm vertical empowerment proactive

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss says, "I got a brochure for 'Dogbert's Seminar on Management Zombies.' I think you should go."

Dilbert reads the pamphlet, "Learn how to use words like: utilize, paradigm, vertical, empowerment, and proactive in every sentence."

Dilbert says, "I'm not sure I want to talk like that."

The Boss says, "Come . . . Join us . . . Don't be afraid . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT A BROCHURE FOR "DOGBERT'S SEMINAR ON MANAGEMENT ZOMBIES." I THINK TOU SHOULD GO.

"LEARN HOW TO USE WORDS LIKE: UTILIZE, PARADIGM, VERTICAL EMPOWERMENT, AND PROACTIVE IN EVERY SENTENCE."

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO TALK LIKE THAT.

COME JOIN US...

DON'T BE AFRAID...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Management Zombies"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at his desk with a skeptical expression. His coworker approaches him with a brochure for a seminar on "Management Zombies," which Dilbert is hesitant to attend.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is skeptical about the seminar's content and purpose.
• The coworker is enthusiastic about the seminar and encourages Dilbert to join.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of management zombies and the use of buzzwords in business.
• The humor is lighthearted and relatable, making it a classic Dilbert moment.

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