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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd June 1993

Dilbert//1530, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 23rd June 1993


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dilbert the boss wally ted bussiness projects


Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Ted sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "As you know, all projects are assigned acronyms. Unfortunately, all the good ones have been used."

The Boss says, "Any new project will have to use an acronym from this short list of somewhat less desirable choices."

Dilbert asks, "What should I call my new project?"

The Boss replies, "Well, you could use 'PHLEGM' or 'PLACENTA.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS YOU KNOW, ALL PROJECTS ARE ASSIGNED ACRONYMS. UNFORTUNATELY, ALL THE GOOD ONES HAVE BEEN USED.

ANY NEW PROTECT WILL HAVE TO USE AN ACRONYM FROM THIS SHORT LIST OF SOMEWHAT LESS DESIRABLE CHOICES.

WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY NEW PROJECT?

WELL, YOU COULD USE "PHLEGM"' OR "PLACENTA."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Acronyms"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1993, revolves around a meeting where a new project is being discussed. The attendees are tasked with assigning acronyms to all projects, but the speaker's request for an acronym for the new project sparks confusion.

Key Points:

  • The speaker asks for an acronym for the new project, but the attendees are unsure what to call it.
  • One attendee suggests "phlegm" or "placenta," which are not suitable names for a project.
  • The speaker is left frustrated, highlighting the challenges of using acronyms in a professional setting.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the use of acronyms in business and the potential for confusion that can arise from them.

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