Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th July 1993

Dilbert//1543, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 6th July 1993

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dilbert dogbert happiness mental health

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk working with test tubes and beakers of chemicals. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I've identified the brain chemical that controls happiness."

Dilbert says, "And I found the exact mix of fruit and vegetable juices that stimulate its production."

Dilbert asks, "Do you realize what this means?"

Dogbert replies, "Yeah. Fruits and vegetables will be banned by the government."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE IDENTIFIED THE BRAIN CHEMICAL THAT CONTROLS HAPPINESS.

AND I FOUND THE EXACT MIX OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLE JUICES THAT STIMULATE ITS PRODUCTION.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

YEAH. FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WILL BE BANNED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fruit and Vegetable Ban"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1993, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, who has discovered the exact mix of fruit and vegetable juices that stimulate happiness. However, he is shocked to learn that the government has banned these fruits and vegetables, leaving him wondering what this means for his future happiness. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of government regulations and the importance of finding joy in life's simple pleasures.

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