Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th July 1993

Dilbert//1552, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 15th July 1993

Tags

ratbert dogbert product

Official transcript

Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I think I've hit upon a brilliant new direction for expanding our product line."

Ratbert says, "I call them 'Carpet Patch Kids.' Each one is made from carpet and has its own name!"

Ratbert says to the carpet doll as he walks away, "Don't feel bad, Raquel. I don't think he meant it as a personal attack."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK I'VE HIT UPON A BRILLIANT NEW DIRECTION FOR EXPANDING OUR PRODUCT LINE.

I CALL THEM "CARPET PATCH KIDS. " EACH ONE IS MADE FROM CARPET AND HAS ITS OWN NAME!

DON'T FEEL BAD, RAQUEL. I DON'T THINK HE MEANT IT AS A PERSONAL ATTACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Carpet Patch Kids"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and his boss Dogbert, an orange dog. The conversation revolves around the introduction of a new product line, "Carpet Patch Kids," which is made from carpet and has its own name. The boss is enthusiastic about the product, while Dilbert is unimpressed, describing it as a personal attack. The boss's response is that he doesn't feel bad about the product, implying that it's not a personal attack. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's lack of self-awareness.

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