Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th August 1993

Dilbert//1577, first published 33 years ago on Monday 9th August 1993

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dilbert zimbu the monkey

Official transcript

Dilbert and Zimbu the Monkey sit across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "I've got to cut staff in engineering. I'm trying to determine which one of you is more valuable to keep."

The Boss says, "I've been hearing good things about Zimbu the Monkey. Which one of you is Zimbu the Monkey?"

Dilbert and Zimbu both raise their hands. Dilbert thinks, "This is not the proudest moment of my professional career."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TO CUT STAFF IN ENGINEERING. I'M TRYING TO DETERMINE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MORE VALUABLE TO KEEP.

I'VE BEEN HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ZIMBU THE MONKEY.

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ZIMBU THE MONKEY?

THIS IS NOT THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF MY PROFESSIONAL CAREER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Zimbu the Monkey"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, in a conversation with his boss.
• Dilbert is trying to determine which of two monkeys is more valuable to keep.
• The boss asks which monkey is Zimbu the monkey, and Dilbert responds that it is not the proudest moment of his professional career.

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