Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th August 1993

Dilbert//1585, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 17th August 1993

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dogbert the boss business consulting pyschic

Official transcript

Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk wearing a sorcerer's hat. Dogbert says, "I am Dogbert the Psychic Business Consultant. I can read minds."

The Boss asks, "If you can read minds, what's my favorite color?"

Dogbert replies, "Your favorite color is puce, but you are mistakenly thinking of a primary color because you don't know what puce is."

The Boss says, "Whoa . . . I just got a shiver."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM DOGBERT THE PSYCHIC BUSINESS CONSULTANT. I CAN READ MINDS.

IF YOU CAN READ MINDS, WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR ?

YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS PUCE, BUT YOU ARE MISTAKENLY THINKING OF A PRIMARY COLOR BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUCE IS.

WHOA.

I JUST GOT A ~ SHIVER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Colorful Conversation"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a psychic business consultant, engages in a conversation with a client about favorite colors.
• The client reveals their favorite color is puce, but admits they are unsure of the primary color.
• Dogbert humorously responds by saying he just got a shiver, implying he has a connection to the color puce.

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