Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th August 1993

Dilbert//1588, first published 33 years ago on Friday 20th August 1993

Tags

the boss dogbert wally pyschic business consulting computer

Official transcript

Dogbert says to the Boss, "I sense death . . ."

Dogbert and the Boss stand behind Wally's desk. Dogbert says, "It's coming from here. Yes, he's definitely dead."

Dogbert says to the Boss, "You should bury him. He already smells bad."

Wally says, "I'll bet this isn't heaven."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PSYCHIC BUSINESS CONSULTANT I SENSE DEATH...

IT'S COMING FROM HERE. YES, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD.

YOU SHOULD BURY HIM.

HE ALREADY SMELLS BAD.

I'LL BET THIS ISN'T HEAVEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Death by Bureaucracy"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a psychic business consultant, guiding a character through the afterlife.
• The character is led through a series of bureaucratic red tape, including:
  • Filling out forms
  • Waiting in line
  • Dealing with inefficient systems
• The punchline is that the character is still alive, but has been treated as if he were dead due to the inefficiencies of the bureaucratic process.

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