Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th September 1993

Dilbert//1629, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 30th September 1993

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dogbert dilbert office job offer

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "One of my co-workers got a much better job at another company. I'm feeling quite envious."

Dogbert says, "Instead of feeling sad, you should make a list of all the things you have that he doesn't."

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table writing a list. Dogbert says, "So far, you have a birthmark, a fear of spiders and the list itself."

Dilbert says, "I had the birthmark removed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONE OF MY COWORKERS GOT A MUCH BETTER JOB AT ANOTHER COMPANY.

I'M FEELING QUITE ENVIOUS.

INSTEAD OF FEELING SAD, YOU SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE THAT HE DOESN'T.

SO FAR, YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, A FEAR OF SPIDERS AND THE LIST ITSELF.

I HAD THE BIRTHMARK REMOVED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Birthmark Removal"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1993, revolves around Dilbert and his coworker. The coworker has a birthmark that he is embarrassed about, and Dilbert offers to help him remove it. However, the coworker is hesitant due to the potential consequences of having a birthmark removed.

Key Points:

• The coworker is self-conscious about his birthmark.
• Dilbert offers to help him remove it.
• The coworker is hesitant due to the potential consequences.
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the coworker's insecurities.

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