Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th October 1993

Dilbert//1633, first published 33 years ago on Monday 4th October 1993

Tags

the boss dogbert job application promotion

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a chair across from the Boss's desk and shouts, "I'm a loud dog! Give me a job! You must obey me because I'm loud!"

The Boss says, "Okay okay."

Dogbert says, "That was too easy. There must be something wrong with the job. It must be an entry level job . . ."

Dogbert stands on the desk and kicks something at the Boss. Dogbert shouts, "I want a raise!! Promote me, you imbecile!!"

The Boss thinks, "Bad trend."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A LOUD DOG!

GIVE ME A JOB!

YOU MUST OBEY ME BECAUSE I'M LOUD!

OKAY OKAY THAT WAS TOO EASY.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE JOB. IT MUST BE AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB...

I WANT A RAISE!!

PROMOTE ME, YOU IMBECILE !!

BAD TREND

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "I Want a Raise!!" and features Dilbert, a white dog, as the main character.

Summary: Dilbert, a white dog, is frustrated with his job and demands a raise from his boss. The boss, a human, is amused by Dilbert's request and tries to reason with him, but Dilbert is determined to get what he wants. The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario where employees feel undervalued and seek a raise, while also highlighting the absurdity of a dog being in a human workplace.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.