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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th October 1993

Dilbert//1635, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 6th October 1993


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dogbert dilbert wally computer office


Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk in front a window thinking, "I've shouted my way into a job and a corner office. Now I need an empire."

Dogbert says as he types, "I'll start a task force around some hot buzzwords. Later I'll convert the people into my own division."

Dilbert says to Wally, "Hey, there's a 'Palmtop Personal Multimedia' task force being formed!"

Wally replies, "That one's gonna fill up quick."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE SHOUTED MY WAY INTO A JOBAND A CORNER OFFICE. NOW I NEED AN EMPIRE.

DOGBERTA I'LL START A TASK FORCE AROUND SOME HOT BUZZWORDS. LATER I'LL CONVERT THE PEOPLE INTO MY OWN DIVISION.

HEY, THERE'S A "PALMTOP PERSONAL MULTIMEDIA" TASK FORCE BEING FORMED!

THAT ONE'S GONNA FILL UP QUICK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Empire Strikes Back"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a clever and ambitious dog who has been promoted to a new position in a company. He announces his intention to create a task force, which he believes will enable him to convert people into his own division. However, his boss is skeptical and questions the purpose of the task force. Despite this, Dogbert remains determined to pursue his goal.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert is promoted to a new position and creates a task force.
  • The task force is intended to convert people into Dogbert's own division.
  • Dogbert's boss is skeptical of the task force's purpose.
  • Dogbert remains determined to pursue his goal despite his boss's skepticism.

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