Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th October 1993

Dilbert//1641, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 12th October 1993

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dogbert executive man business meeting assistants

Official transcript

An executive says, "The motion is approved. Dogbert is our new company president because he has the best hair."

Dogbert says to a man who follows him taking notes, ". . . Bulldoze the employee cafeteria and put in my helicopter pad . . . And I need a few office improvements . . ."

Dogbert points to the floor in front of his desk and says to the assistant, "We need a trap door here, but it won't be funny unless you can give me some 'flushing' sounds."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MOTION IS APPROVED.

DOGBERT IS OUR NEW COMPANY PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE HAS THE BEST HAIR.

... BULLDOZE THE EMPLOYEE CAFETERIA AND PUT IN MY HELICOPTER PAD..

AND I NEED A FEW OFFICE IMPROVEMENTS..

WE NEED A TRAP DOOR HERE, BUT IT WON'T BE FUNNY UNLESS YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME "FLUSHING" SOUNDS DOGBERT

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bulldoze the Employee Cafeteria"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, the company's new president, who has a unique idea to improve office morale. He proposes bulldozing the employee cafeteria and replacing it with a helicopter pad. The motivation behind this suggestion is to provide a "flushing" sound, which he believes will be humorous.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's unorthodox approach to office improvements
• The idea of replacing a cafeteria with a helicopter pad
• The goal of creating a "flushing" sound for comedic effect
• The absurdity of Dogbert's proposal and its potential impact on office morale

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Dogbert's eccentric personality and his willingness to think outside the box when it comes to office improvements. The strip pokes fun at the idea of a company president prioritizing humor over practicality, highlighting the absurdity of Dogbert's proposal.

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