Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th October 1993

Dilbert//1645, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 16th October 1993

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dogbert ratbert retirement quit job philanthropy

Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert sit on the hassock. Ratbert asks, "Why did you quit your job as company president?"

Dogbert replies, "I made a fortune on my stock options and retirement payout."

Dogbert says, "I'm going to turn my attention to philanthropy."

Ratbert asks, "Is that the study of people named Phil?"

Dogbert replies, "It's mostly about watching people beg and having buildings named after me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AS COMPANY PRESIDENT?

I MADE A FORTUNE ON MY STOCK OPTIONS AND RETIREMENT PAYOUT.

I'M GOING TO TURN MY ATTENTION TO PHILANTHROPY

IS THAT THE STUDY OF PEOPLE NAMED PHIL?

IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT WATCHING PEOPLE BEG AND HAVING BUILDINGS NAMED AFTER ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Philanthropy"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a dog and a mouse.
• The dog asks the mouse why he quit his job as company president.
• The mouse reveals that he made a fortune on stock options and retirement payouts.
• He then announces his intention to turn his attention to philanthropy.
• The mouse asks the dog if he knows the study of people named Phil.
• The dog responds that it's mostly about watching people beg and having buildings named after them.

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