Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th October 1993

Dilbert//1647, first published 33 years ago on Monday 18th October 1993

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dilbert alice wally the boss worklife balance

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "I just realized I can double your workload and there's nothing you can do about it."

The Boss continues, "You're lucky to have jobs in today's economy! You'll gladly sacrifice your personal lives for no extra pay!"

Dilbert replies, "But at least our hard work will lead to promotion opportunities."

The Boss says, "You're so cute. I wish I had a camera right now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST REALIZED I CAN DOUBLE YOUR WORKLOAD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE JOBS IN TODAY'S ECONOMY! YOU'LL GLADLY SACRIFICE YOUR PERSONAL LIVES FOR NO EXTRA PAY!

BUT AT LEAST OUR HARD WORK WILL LEAD TO PROMOTION OPPORTUNITIES.

YOU'RE SO CUTE. I WISH I HAD A CAMERA RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Double Your Workload"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a boss who announces that employees can double their workload without receiving extra pay.
• The employees are skeptical and concerned about the impact on their personal lives.
• One employee expresses frustration and wishes they had a camera to capture the moment.
• The boss remains optimistic, expecting the employees to sacrifice their personal lives for the sake of their work.
• The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the challenges of balancing work and personal life in a demanding work environment.

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