Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th October 1993

Dilbert//1654, first published 33 years ago on Monday 25th October 1993

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dilbert the boss business report

Official transcript

Dilbert hands the Boss a document and says, "Here's my time report, in fifteen minute increments."

Dilbert says, "And here's my monthly project status, my budget forecast, my key accomplishments, my jeopardy list . . ."

The Boss thinks as Dilbert walks away, "Never has so little been measured so much."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY TIME REPORT, IN FIFTEEN MINUTE INCREMENTS.

AND HERE'S MY MONTHLY PROJECT STATUS, MY BUDGET FORECAST, MY KEY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, MY JEOPARDY LIST...

NEVER HAS SO LITTLE BEEN MEASURED SO MUCH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Time Report"

Summary:

• A boss asks his employee for a time report, expecting a brief update.
• The employee provides an extensive report, including:
  • Monthly project status
  • Budget forecast
  • Key accomplishments
  • Jeopardy list
• The boss is unimpressed, stating that the report is too detailed and unnecessary.
• The employee responds by saying that he has never been measured so much.

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