Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th November 1993

Dilbert//1679, first published 33 years ago on Friday 19th November 1993

Tags

dogbert man taser radio traffic

Official transcript

Dogbert stands at a man's door and says, "I'm looking for the idiot who does the radio traffic reports."

The man says, "Speaking of idiots, only an idiot would want to be in this traffic!"

Dogbert zaps the man and says, "That's for making me listen to inane segues."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR THE IDIOT WHO DOES THE RADIO TRAFFIC REPORTS.

SPEAKING OF IDIOTS, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD WANT TO BE IN THIS TRAFFIC!

THAT'S FOR MAKING ME LISTEN TO INANE SEGUES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Inane Segues" and features Dilbert, a white office worker, searching for someone who can provide radio traffic reports. He encounters a man who claims to be an idiot, but only wants to be in the traffic reports. The man is shown speaking nonsense, which Dilbert finds appealing. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of seeking out inane segues in a professional setting.

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