Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th November 1993
Dilbert//1688, first published 33 years ago on Sunday 28th November 1993
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airplane dilbert dogbert food flight attendant passengers man woman
Official transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit in an airplane. Dogbert says, "I'm starving. Is there a meal on this flight?"
Dilbert replies, "It's probably just a snack. The airline is cutting back on frills."
Dogbert asks, "When you say 'snack,' do you mean a small but well-balanced culinary experience?"
Dilbert answers, "It's peanuts. We get nine peanuts apiece."
Dilbert adds, "And a soda . . . But not a whole can, just a little cup . . . Unless they cut back on that too."
The flight attendant tells Dilbert, "Now we just drink a soda ourselves and burp your seat number."
The flight attendant drinks a can of soda. The flight attendant burps, "7B."
Dilbert says, "It's actually kind of refreshing."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M STARVING. IS THERE A MEAL ON THIS FLIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A SNACK. THE AIRLINE IS CUTTING BACK ON FRILLS.
WHEN YOU SAY "SNACK," DO YOU MEAN A SMALL BUT WELL - BALANCED CULINARY EXPERIENCE?
IT'S PEANUTS. WE GET NINE PEANUTS APIECE AND A SODA... BUT NOT A WHOLE CAN, JUST A LITTLE CUP...
UNLESS THEY CUT BACK ON THAT TOO.
NOW WE JUST DRINK A SODA OURSELVES AND BURP YOUR SEAT NUMBER.
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF REFRESHING.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Snack Time"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in a newspaper, revolves around a humorous exchange between a passenger and a flight attendant on an airplane. The passenger inquires about the availability of a meal, prompting the flight attendant to clarify that the airline is currently offering only snacks. The attendant explains that the "snack" is actually a small but well-balanced culinary experience, consisting of peanuts and a soda.
Key Points:
- The passenger is initially disappointed by the lack of a full meal.
- The flight attendant reassures them that the snack is a small but satisfying option.
- The attendant highlights the quality of the peanuts and the refreshing nature of the soda.
- The passenger is ultimately pleased with the snack and enjoys it.
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of what constitutes a "meal" on an airplane and the creative ways in which flight attendants can spin a snack into a more appealing experience. The strip's lighthearted tone and playful dialogue make it an entertaining read.
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