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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th December 1993

Dilbert//1694, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 4th December 1993


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outdoors dilbert dogbert aerobics


Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally and Alice stand in front of Dogbert wearing shorts and t-shirts. Dogbert says, "Skeptics say that a company fitness program will not succeed. Let's do some aerobics and see who's right!"

Dilbert and the other engineers hit and kick each other as they try to do aerobics. The employees lie in a pile on the floor. Dilbert says, "The skeptics are right."

Dogbert replies, "We usually are."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SKEPTICS SAY THAT A COMPANY FITNESS PROGRAM WILL NOT SUCCEED.

LET'S DO SOME AEROBICS AND SEE WHO'S RIGHT!

OUCH! 5 WHAP Ow!

UNH!

THE SKEPTICS ARE RIGHT.

WE USUALLY ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Aerobics for Skeptics".

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of skeptics who are resistant to the idea of participating in a company fitness program. The first panel shows the skeptics gathered together, with one of them saying, "Skeptics say that a company fitness program will not succeed. Let's do some aerobics and see who's right!"

The second panel shows the skeptics engaging in a chaotic and humorous aerobics session, with one of them shouting "Ouch!" and another one falling to the ground.

The third panel shows the skeptics lying on the ground, exhausted and defeated, with one of them saying, "The skeptics are right. We usually are." The final panel shows the skeptics looking at each other, with one of them saying, "We're not doing that again."

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