Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th December 1993

Dilbert//1706, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 16th December 1993

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dilbert dog dogbert invention

Official transcript

Dilbert holds a shirt and says to Dogbert, "I need a name for my new tubular luggage invention."

Dilbert rolls the shirt and stuffs it into a can. Dilbert continues, "The name should be descriptive of its function, yet also call out to my target market."

Dilbert says, "Go ahead . . . Get it out of your system."

Dogbert says, "Dorkage."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NAME FOR MY NEW TUBULAR LUGGAGE INVENTION.

THE NAME SHOULD BE DESCRIPTIVE OF ITS FUNCTION, YET ALSO CALL OUT TO MY TARGET MARKET.

GO AHEAD... GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

"DORKAGE"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tubular Luggage Invention"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and criticism of corporate culture.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with naming a new tubular luggage invention, but he is frustrated by the lack of creativity and originality in the name.
• He suggests using "Dorkage" as a name, which is met with resistance from his coworkers.
• The strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and lack of innovation in corporate culture.

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