Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th January 1994

Dilbert//1734, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 13th January 1994

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reincarnation investment fund invest now come back as cow fortune in milk invest until reincarnate

Official transcript

I call it 'Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund'.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALL IT "DOGBERT'S REINCARNATION INVESTMENT FUND." YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY NOW AND I INVEST IT UNTIL YOU REINCARNATE.

THE COMPOUND INTEREST WILL MAKE YOU RICH!

WHAT IF I COME BACK AS A COW?

YOU'LL SAVE A FORTUNE IN MILK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his cunning and entrepreneurial spirit, introducing a new investment fund that offers a unique twist on traditional finance. The fund, called "Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund," promises to make investors rich by reincarnating them into a cow and then using the milk they produce to generate wealth.

The comic strip is divided into three panels, each featuring a different conversation between Dogbert and his client, a man who is skeptical of the investment opportunity.

Panel 1:

• Dogbert introduces his new investment fund, which he claims will make investors rich.
• The client is skeptical, asking how the fund will work.

Panel 2:

• Dogbert explains that the fund will reincarnate investors into cows and then use the milk they produce to generate wealth.
• The client is still skeptical, asking if this is a joke.

Panel 3:

• Dogbert becomes defensive, insisting that his plan is serious and will make investors rich.
• The client finally agrees to invest, but only if he can come back as a cow.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of get-rich-quick schemes and the lengths people will go to in order to make money. It also highlights Dogbert's cunning and entrepreneurial spirit, as well as his willingness to think outside the box when it comes to making a profit.

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