Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th January 1994

Dilbert//1747, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 26th January 1994

Tags

emphasize positive french staellite trending downward upbeat war with france project staus

Official transcript

"Project status: We accidentally destroyed the French satellite and are now at war with France."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PROJECT STATUS: WE ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE FRENCH SATELLITE AND ARE NOW AT WAR WITH FRANCE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE MORE UPBEAT IN YOUR REPORT. EMPHASIZE THE POSITIVE ON A POSITIVE NOTE, OUR HEADCOUNT EXPENSES ARE TRENDING DOWNWARD."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accidentally Destroying the French Satellite"

Summary:

The comic strip features a meeting of three individuals, each with a distinct appearance. One is a typical human, while the other two are depicted as gnomes. The human is shown working on a laptop, while the gnomes are seated nearby.

Key Elements:

• Project Status: The human reports that they have accidentally destroyed the French satellite and are now at war with France.
• Emphasis on Positivity: The human advises the gnomes to focus on the positive aspects of the situation, suggesting that they should be upbeat in their report.
• Trending Downward: The human notes that their headcount expenses are trending downward, which is a positive development.

Overall Tone:

The comic strip is humorous, poking fun at the idea of a serious meeting where individuals are discussing a catastrophic event while trying to maintain a positive attitude. The use of gnomes as characters adds to the comedic effect, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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