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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th March 1994

Dilbert//1790, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 10th March 1994


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no raises no promotions mathematical certainty inflation pooer uncertainty leader not just manager


Official transcript

"The company has announced there will be no raises or promotions this year."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COMPANY HAS ANNOUNCED THERE WILL BE NO RAISES OR PROMOTIONS THIS YEAR NOW, THERE'S A MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY THAT NO MATTER HOW INFLATION WORK,

YOU POORER.

I HATED THE OLD WAY, WITH ALL THE UNCERTAINTY I'M NOT JUST A MANAGER, IM A LEADER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Inflation and Uncertainty"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1994, features Dilbert and his boss discussing the impact of inflation on their work. The boss announces that there will be no raises or promotions this year, citing mathematical certainty that inflation will make employees poorer regardless of their efforts. Dilbert's response is a sarcastic remark about hating the old way, with all the uncertainty, and preferring to be a leader. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of dealing with economic uncertainty in the workplace.

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