Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th March 1994

Dilbert//1797, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 17th March 1994

Tags

constant reorgnizing needs of employees spare parts liver jose in accounting

Official transcript

"These constant reorganizations do not take into consideration the needs of the employees."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THESE CONSTANT REORGANIZATIONS DO NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE NEEDS OF THE EMPLOYEES.

I'VE DECIDED TO USE YOU FOR SPARE PARTS. YOUR LIVER WILL BE SENT TO JOS IN ACCOUNTING, IMMEDIATELY JOS HAS A BAD LIVER?

NO, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bad Liver"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with a distinctive appearance, in a humorous exchange with his boss.

• Scene 1: Dilbert's boss informs him that reorganizations are not a priority, and instead, he has decided to use Dilbert for spare parts. The boss explains that Dilbert's liver will be sent to José in accounting immediately.
• Scene 2: Dilbert is shocked and asks why he was chosen, but his boss simply replies, "No, but why take a chance?"
• Scene 3: The boss then asks Dilbert if he has a bad liver, to which Dilbert responds, "No, but why take a chance?"

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate decision-making and the willingness of bosses to take risks with their employees' well-being.

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