Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th March 1994

Dilbert//1800, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 20th March 1994

Tags

better comoritively dread fixed income health problems pre meeting meeting retirement shrink wrinkles complaints

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO RETIREMENT I CAN'T WAIT!

I'LL HAVE MY TINY FIXED INCOME, BARELY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE!

... AND A NEW HEALTH PROBLEM ALMOST EVERY DAY !

I'LL HAVE WRINKLES EVERYWHERE, AND I'LL ACTUALLY SHRINK!

HAHA! I'LL PRODUCE NOTHING AND I'LL COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL THAT ??

WELL... COMPARED TO WORKING HERE

IT'S TIME FOR THE PRE- MEETING MEETING ON EMPLOYEE PRODUC: TIVITY.

MMM..

FIXED INCOME...

HEALTH PROBLEMS

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AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Retirement" and it originally appeared in the newspaper on March 20, 1995.

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert expresses his desire to retire and have a tiny fixed income. However, his boss is skeptical and asks him to produce nothing and complain constantly. Dilbert is then shown in various scenarios, including having wrinkles and health problems, but still working. The comic strip ends with Dilbert attending a meeting on employee productivity, where he is told that it's time for the pre-meeting meeting on employee productivity.

Key Points:

• Dilbert wants to retire and have a tiny fixed income.
• His boss is skeptical and asks him to produce nothing and complain constantly.
• Dilbert has wrinkles and health problems, but still works.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert attending a meeting on employee productivity.

Themes:

• The struggle for retirement and a comfortable lifestyle.
• The challenges of working in a corporate environment.
• The absurdity of modern office life.

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