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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 1994

Dilbert//1802, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 1994


Tags

lunch date rejction says she's dead seeing an illusion


Official transcript

Lunch? With you? I'd love to but...uh...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LUNCH? WITH YOU? I'D LOVE TO BUT ... UH...

I'M CLINICALLY DEAD.

WHAT YOU SEEARE MERELY THE LAST INVOLUNTARY SPASMS BEFORE I STIFFEN .

I HAVE A HAND TRUCK .

THIS WAS A VERY BAD IDEA

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Hand Truck"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, Alice.
  • Dilbert expresses his love for lunch with Alice but declines due to his clinical death from seeing the last involuntary spasms before he stiffens.
  • He reveals that he has a hand truck, which he believes is a very bad idea.
  • The strip humorously portrays Dilbert's eccentricities and Alice's exasperation.

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