Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th April 1994

Dilbert//1829, first published 32 years ago on Monday 18th April 1994

Tags

press release dsn bid 50 million hollywood studio providing static channels dogbert static netowrk

Official transcript

"Here's the press release about our bid to buy 'DSN' for fifty billion dollars."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE PRESS RELEASE ABOUT OUR BID TO BUY "DSN" FOR FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS DSN IS THE HOLLYWOOD STUDIO THAT PROVIDES STATIC TO ALL THE CHANNELS THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE BLANK.

THE "DOGBERT STATIC NETWORK"?!!

TALK TO ME, BABE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "DSN: The Hollywood Studio's Static Network"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around DSN, a fictional Hollywood studio that specializes in static networks. The studio is attempting to sell its product for $50 billion, but its unique value proposition is met with skepticism by potential buyers.

Key Points:

• DSN's product is a static network, which provides static to all channels that would otherwise be blank.
• The studio's pitch is met with confusion and skepticism by potential buyers.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a studio selling static as a valuable product.
• The use of the term "Dogbert Static Network" adds to the humor and absurdity of the situation.

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