Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st May 1994

Dilbert//1842, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 1st May 1994

Tags

all day meetings cutting staff giving stats reports layers quality team meeting root cause slow computers slow design wild guesses

Open source transcript

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO OUR ENGINEERING QUALITY TEAM MEETING TODAY WE'LL TRY TO IDENTIFY THE ROOT CAUSE OF OUR SLOW DESIGN PROCESS LET ME TAKE SOME WILD GUESSES HERE MANAGEMENT KEEPS INCREASING OUR WORK AND CUTTING OUR STAFF WE SPEND ALL OUR TIME GIVING STATUS REPORTS TO UNNECESSARY LAYERS OF MANAGEMENT!!

NOW WE'RE HAVING ALL-DAY MEETINGS TO TALK ABOUT OUR INEFFICIENCY!!

I WAS KINDA HOPING FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ANYBODY'S FAULT OUR COMPUTERS ARE TOO NOW WE'RE SLOW. WE GETTING NEED NEW SOMEPLACE.

ONES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Management's Solution"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a meeting where the engineering team is discussing their slow design process. The manager proposes a solution to identify the root cause of the issue and implement changes. However, the team expresses frustration with the inefficiencies in management's approach, citing the need for new computers and a reevaluation of their work processes.

Key Points:

• The engineering team is struggling with a slow design process.
• Management suggests identifying the root cause and making changes.
• The team expresses frustration with the inefficiencies in management's approach.
• The team mentions the need for new computers and a reevaluation of their work processes.

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the challenges faced by the engineering team and the perceived inefficiencies in management's approach. It suggests that a more effective solution may be needed to address the issue.

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