Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th May 1994

Dilbert//1849, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 8th May 1994

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bob budget analyst delegate dinosaur engineers find dumber customers letter marketing genius new vp senior mangement wedgies

Open source transcript

BOB THE DINOSAUR GIVES WEDGIES TO CORPORATE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT BUDGET ANALYST I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF OUR PROJECTS. SO I CUT THE ONES WITH "E" IN THEIR NAMES WHAT WAS THAT LETTER?

EEEE!

ENGINEERS WE DOUBLED OUR COSTS, TO ADD BACKUP SYSTEMS YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL TWO AT ONCE, IN CASE ONE ENJOYS IT !

MARKETING GENIUS MARKET SEGMENTATION IS THE KEY DON'T IMPROVE THE PRODUCT, JUST FIND DUMBER CUSTOMERS!

SENIOR MANAGEMENT THESE GUYS KNOW HOW TO DELEGATE!

YOU'RE THE NEW VP OF WEDGIES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bob the Dinosaur Gives Wedgies to Corporate People Who Deserve It"

Summary:

The comic strip features Bob the Dinosaur, a green dinosaur with a yellow belly and spiky back, who is depicted as a corporate executive. The strip consists of eight panels, each with a different caption and illustration.

Panel 1:

• Caption: "BOB THE DINOSAUR GIVES WEDGIES TO CORPORATE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT"
• Illustration: Bob the Dinosaur standing in front of a whiteboard with a speech bubble saying, "I don't understand any of our projects. So I cut the ones with 'E' in their names."

Panel 2:

• Caption: "BUDGET ANALYST"
• Illustration: A budget analyst sitting at a desk, looking confused, with a speech bubble saying, "I don't understand any of our projects. So I cut the ones with 'E' in their names."

Panel 3:

• Caption: "MARKETING GENIUS"
• Illustration: A marketing genius standing in front of a whiteboard, pointing to a graph, with a speech bubble saying, "Market segmentation is the key!"

Panel 4:

• Caption: "SENIOR MANAGEMENT"
• Illustration: A senior manager sitting at a desk, looking frustrated, with a speech bubble saying, "These guys know how to delegate!"

Panel 5:

• Caption: "ENGINEERS"
• Illustration: An engineer standing in front of a whiteboard, looking confused, with a speech bubble saying, "We doubled our costs to add back-up systems."

Panel 6:

• Caption: "DON'T IMPROVE THE PRODUCT, JUST FIND DUMBER CUSTOMERS!"
• Illustration: Bob the Dinosaur standing in front of a whiteboard, pointing to a graph, with a speech bubble saying, "Don't improve the product, just find dumber customers!"

Panel 7:

• Caption: "TWO AT ONCE, IN CASE ONE ENJOYS IT!"
• Illustration: Bob the Dinosaur standing in front of a whiteboard, pointing to a graph, with a speech bubble saying, "Two at once, in case one enjoys it!"

Panel 8:

• Caption: "YOU'RE THE NEW VP OF WEDGIES"
• Illustration: Bob the Dinosaur standing in front of a whiteboard, pointing to a graph, with a speech bubble saying, "You're the new VP of Wedgies."

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at corporate culture and the absurdity of business decisions. Bob the Dinosaur's antics and quotes add to the humor and satire of the strip.

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