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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th May 1994

Dilbert//1855, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 14th May 1994


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huge time saver final consulting company deadweight employees


Official transcript

Here's my final consulting report on your company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HERE'S MY FINAL CONSULTING REPORT ON YOUR COMPANY.

I'VE LISTED ALL THE DEADWEIGHT EMPLOYEES WHO SHOULD BE FIRED.

THIS IS THE COMPANY DIRECTORY.

FINDING THAT WAS A HUGE TIME-SAVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Ultimate Time-Saver: A Dilbert Comic Strip"

Summary:

In this comic strip, a dog is presented with a final consulting report on his company. The dog is pleased to find that the report has identified all deadweight employees who should be fired, making it a huge time-saver. The dog is excited to use the report to make some changes and improve the company's efficiency. The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of effective communication and the power of data-driven decision-making in the workplace.

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