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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st May 1994

Dilbert//1862, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 21st May 1994


Tags

change project actual knowledge changes voicemail


Official transcript

"We just had a meeting and decided to change your project substantially."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE JUST HAD A MEETING AND DECIDED TO CHANGE YOUR PROJECT SUBSTANTIALLY.

WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO THE MEETING BECAUSE THINGS GO SMOOTHER WHEN NOBODY HAS ANY ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE.

SO, WHAT ARE THE CHANGES?

IF I REMEMBER I'LL LEAVE YOU A VOICE MAIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Meeting"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a meeting where a man is invited to change his project substantially.
  • He declines the invitation, citing that things go smoother when nobody has any actual knowledge.
  • The man then asks if he can leave the meeting, only to be told that he will be left a voice mail.

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