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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 1994

Dilbert//1865, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 24th May 1994


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Official transcript

"I was just reading your project status report."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WAS JUST READING YOUR PROJECT STATUS REPORT.

YOU SAY THE PROJECT IS DELAYED "DUE TO THE ONGOING BUNGLING OF A CLUELESS, POINTY- HAIR INDIVIDUAL."

INSTEAD OF SAYING "DUE TO," IT WOULD READ BETTER AS "FACILITATED BY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Facilitated By"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man named Dilbert, who is known for his sarcastic and witty comments. In this strip, he is reading a report and becomes frustrated with the language used. He points out that the project is delayed "due to the ongoing bungling of a clueless, pointy-haired individual." However, he notes that this could be more effectively expressed as "facilitated by." The strip pokes fun at the often-clichéd language used in corporate reports and the tendency for people to use overly complex vocabulary to sound important.

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