Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th June 1994

Dilbert//1888, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 16th June 1994

Tags

bank off head coach field game glasses goal soccer strike team players sports

Open source transcript

, YOU'LL BE PLAYING THE LEFT STRIKER POSITION.

ONE OF OUR GOOD PLAYERS WILL TRY TO STRIKE YOU IN THE HEAD WITH THE BALL AND BANK IT IN THE GOAL.

"IT" BEING THE BALL, NOT YOUR HEAD.

I'D BETTER TAKE OFF MY GLASSES.

NO, DON'T.

I INCLUDED THEIR DAMPENING EFFECT IN MY CALCULATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Ball is Not Your Head"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworkers playing a game of soccer.
• Dilbert is shown trying to explain the rules of the game to his coworkers, who are not paying attention.
• One of the coworkers, a woman, is shown hitting Dilbert in the head with the ball, causing him to take off his glasses and complain about the "dampening effect" on his calculations.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may not be paying attention to the rules or the game, and that they may not care about the consequences of their actions.

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