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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 1994

Dilbert//1892, first published 32 years ago on Monday 20th June 1994


Tags

behead corporate head hunter employee new employees staffing problem you'd be flexible go postal post office employee


Official transcript

"We've never needed a corporate headhunter before, but now it's the only way to solve our staffing problem."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'VE NEVER NEEDED A CORPORATE HEADHUNTER BEFORE, BUT NOW IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR STAFF ING PROBLEM. - ARE YOU AWARE THAT HEADHUNTERS FIND NEW EMPLOYEES? WE DON'T BEHEAD THE ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE .

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D BE FLEXIBLE I COULD FIND A DISGRUNTLED EX - POST OFFICE EMPLOYEE FOR YOU

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Headhunters Find New Employees"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a corporate headhunter and a company executive.
  • The headhunter is aware that the company has no need for a new headhunter, but is instead looking for a disgruntled ex-post office employee.
  • The executive expresses surprise at the headhunter's flexibility in finding the right candidate.
  • The headhunter responds that they don't behead the ones they already have, implying that they are willing to work with existing staff rather than replacing them.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the absurdity of some business practices.

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