Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd July 1994

Dilbert//1904, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 2nd July 1994

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felt like kissing first date 85% kiss good night third date wearing sweat pants

Official transcript

"This was our third date, Liz. Tradition demands that you kiss me or give me the 'let's be friends' talk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WAS OUR THIRD DATE, LIZ. TRADITION DEMANDS THAT YOU KISS ME OR GIVE ME THE "LET'S BE FRIENDS" TALK

NO, OUR FIRST DATE ONLY COUNTED AS 85% OF A DATE BECAUSE WE WERE WEARING OUR SWEAT PANTS.

I'M 15% SHORT ?!!

IT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I REALLY FELT LIKE KISSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Kissing and Dating"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and his date, Liz, as they discuss their third date. Dilbert is eager to kiss Liz, but she is hesitant, citing that their first date was only 85% of a date because they were wearing sweatpants. Dilbert is disappointed and feels like kissing is too bad because he really felt like kissing. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of modern dating and the importance of dressing appropriately for a date.

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