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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th July 1994

Dilbert//1906, first published 32 years ago on Monday 4th July 1994


Tags

baywatch morale is low talk of mutiny project staus report death to boss pointy haired one


Official transcript

Here's my daily project status report.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HERE'S MY DAILY PROJECT STATUS REPORT.

"MORALE IS LOW. THERE IS TALK OF MUTINY.

WE DREAM OF QUITTING AND BECOMING LIFEGUARDS ON "BAYWATCH." DEATH TO THE POINTY-HAIRED ONE." HOLY COW!

"BAYWATCH" IS HIRING??!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Baywatch Lifeguarding"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with spiky hair, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his coworker, who is holding a piece of paper.

  • The coworker says, "Here's my daily project status report."
  • Dilbert responds, "Morale is low. There is talk of mutiny. We dream of quitting and becoming lifeguards on 'Baywatch.' Death to the pointy-haired one."
  • The coworker asks, "Holy cow. 'Baywatch' is hiring?"
  • Dilbert's reaction is not visible, but the coworker's enthusiasm is evident.

The comic strip humorously portrays the mundane office environment and the employees' desire for a more exciting life. The reference to "Baywatch" adds a touch of nostalgia and lightheartedness to the strip.

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