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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th July 1994

Dilbert//1909, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 7th July 1994


Tags

ratbert birds and bees get stung birds humming bird sex with birds words to say


Official transcript

"Dogbert told me about the birds and the bees."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT TOLD ME ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.

THE BEE PART CONFUSES ME.

IT SEEMS LIKE I'D GET STUNG.

AND AS FOR BIRDS, I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW THE WORDS TO SAY.

TRY A HUMMING BIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Birds and the Bees"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, the office dog, is trying to educate Dilbert on the differences between birds and bees.
  • He uses a humorous approach, making a pun on the phrase "birds and the bees" to explain the concept.
  • The conversation is lighthearted and playful, with Dogbert using wordplay to make his point.
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on the common phrase "birds and the bees," using a clever and creative approach to explain the concept.

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