Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th July 1994

Dilbert//1912, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 10th July 1994

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share accomplishements meeting share tiger team lock up session meeting cancelled nothing tangible busy work business

Official transcript

Let's each share our accomplishments for the month.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S EACH SHARE OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE MONTH TO THE UNTRAINED OBSERVER IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE I DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING HOWEVER, I DID STRATEGICALLY "POSITION" MY PROJECT BY SOCIALIZING IT WITHIN THE COMPANY.

THEN WALLY AND I HELD A "TIGER TEAM" LOCKUP SESSION THEN I PREPARED THE EXECUTIVE BRIEFING PACKAGE FOR THE BIG MEETING THAT GOT CANCELED.

SINCE THEN I'VE SPENT MOST OF MY TIME LOOKING FOR THE BEST PROJECT MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE TO USE AND I DID IT ALL WITHIN TEN PERCENT OF MY BUDGET GOAL!

7/10 LOOKING GOOD.

WOW. ALL I DID WAS THAT TIGER THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tiger Team Lock-up Session"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on corporate culture, attending a meeting with his boss and a woman. The conversation revolves around Dilbert's accomplishments for the month, which he claims to have achieved by strategically "positioning" his project and socializing it within the company.

However, the woman questions Dilbert's methods, pointing out that he spent most of his time looking for the best project management software to use. Dilbert responds by saying that he did it all within ten percent of his budget goal, which impresses the woman. The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking good and the woman commenting that all he did was that "tiger thing."

Key Points:

• Dilbert's accomplishments are questioned by his boss and a woman.
• Dilbert claims to have achieved his goals through strategic positioning and socialization.
• The woman points out that Dilbert spent most of his time looking for software.
• Dilbert responds by highlighting his budget achievement.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking good and the woman commenting on his "tiger thing."

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