Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th July 1994

Dilbert//1914, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 12th July 1994

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qualified technology artcile smarter microsoft corportaion most geniuses millionaires smart

Official transcript

"What makes you think you're qualified to be a technology columnist?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE QUALIFIED TO BE A TECHNOLOGY COLUMNIST?

IT'S EASY.

1-10 IN THIS ARTICLE I EXPLAIN WHY I'M SMARTER THAN THE ENTIRE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.

ACTUALLY, THEY'RE MOSTLY GENIUSES. AND MANY ARE MILLIONAIRES.

IF THEY'RE SO SMART, WHY AREN'T THEY COLUMNISTS?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Columnists as Geniuses"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and critique of corporate culture.
• In this strip, Dilbert is approached by a man who asks him if he's qualified to be a technology columnist.
• Dilbert responds by explaining that he's smarter than the entire Microsoft corporation.
• The man then asks if columnists are geniuses, and Dilbert responds that they're mostly geniuses, with many being millionaires.
• The punchline is that if they're so smart, why aren't they columnists?
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that columnists are always smart and wealthy, and that Dilbert's intelligence and wit make him a better candidate for the job.

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