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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th July 1994

Dilbert//1926, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 24th July 1994


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downtrodden cubicle workers form union working conditions salaried workers against law no overtime no security spines demand bigger cucbilce union dues long hours strap on spines


Official transcript

"Hear me, all downtrodden cubicle workers!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEAR ME, ALL DOWNTRODDEN CUBICLE -WORKERS!

I HAVE COME TO FORM A UNION TO IMPROVE YOUR WORKING CONDITIONS!

WE CAN'T JOIN A UNION. WE'RE SALARIED I THINK IT'S AGAINST THE LAW OR SOMETHING YOU'VE GOT LONG HOURS, NO OVERTIME PAY, SHRINKING BENEFITS, AND NO JOB SECURITY.

YOU MUST ACT NOW!

YOU'RE CONFUSING US WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE SPINES DON'T WORRY. I BROUGHT STRAP-ON PORTA-SPINES FOR EVERYBODY.

I DEMAND A BIGGER CUBICLE!

NOBODY WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US EVER AGAIN!

7/24 NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT UNION DUES FAIR ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Union Dues".

Summary: The comic strip features Dilbert, a cubicle worker, attempting to form a union to improve working conditions. He encounters resistance from his coworkers, who are confused by his efforts and concerned about the potential consequences. Despite this, Dilbert remains determined to fight for better working conditions, even if it means facing opposition from his peers.

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