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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th July 1994

Dilbert//1929, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 27th July 1994


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broke code can't be measured cut pay depend on meeting own darn fault sales targets


Official transcript

"From now on, twenty percent of your pay will depend on the company meeting its sales targets."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, TWENTY PERCENT OF YOUR PAY WILL DEPEND ON THE COMPANY MEETING ITS SALES TARGETS.

IN EFFECT, WELL CUT YOUR PAY AND TELL YOU IT'S YOUR OWN DARN FAULT.

WILLTHE SALES TARGET BE BASED ON A COMPLEX FORMULA AND INVOLVE NUMBERS THAT CAN'T BE ACCURATELY YOU MEASURED?

BROKE THE CODE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Sales Target Enigma"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a meeting where employees are informed that their pay will be directly tied to meeting sales targets.
  • The twist is that the sales target is based on a complex formula involving numbers that cannot be accurately measured.
  • One employee questions the logic of this approach, only to be met with a dismissive response from management.
  • The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of using unmeasurable numbers to set sales targets and the lack of transparency in corporate decision-making.

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