Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th July 1994

Dilbert//1931, first published 32 years ago on Friday 29th July 1994

Tags

summarized accomplishments ceo converts waste into penicillain calirovoyant invented wool sheep believe me

Official transcript

"Have you summarized your accomplishments for our CEO?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU SUMMARIZED YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR OUR CEO?

ALMOST DONE OKAY MY BODY CONVERTS TOXIC WASTE INTO PENICILLIN, I'M CLAIRVOYANT, AND I INVENTED WOOL.

I THOUGHT SHEEP INVENTED WOOL.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE, THEM OR ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sheep in Sheep's Clothing"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two employees in an office setting. One employee asks the other to summarize his accomplishments for the CEO, to which the second employee responds that he has almost completed the task. However, he then reveals that his body has converted toxic waste into penicillin, making him clairvoyant and inventing wool.

The second employee is puzzled by this claim, asking who the speaker is going to believe - them or himself. The first employee is also confused, suggesting that the second employee may be suffering from a mental health issue.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of someone making outlandish claims and the confusion that can result from such statements.

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