Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 1994

Dilbert//1933, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 31st July 1994

Tags

boost morale alpha project atta boy certificate lazy imposter wallyina indian name gives award alice gets award

Official transcript

"I'd like to boost morale by presenting this 'Attaboy' certificate to Willy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO BOOST MORALE BY PRESENTING THIS "ATTABOY" CERTIFICATE TO WILLY IT'S WALLY, NOT WILLY "i" BECOMES AN "a" WITH A DOT OVER IT ANYWAY, THIS IS FOR YOUR GOOD WORK ON THE ALPHA PROJECT.

THANKS, BUT I DIDN'T WORK ON THE ALPHA PROJECT.

7131 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU LAZY IMPOSTOR!!!

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, I CAN PULL THIS OUT I GIVE YOU YOUR INDIAN NAME: "WALLYINA"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Impostor".

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where an employee, Wally, is being presented with a certificate by his boss, Dilbert. The boss is trying to boost morale by giving Wally the "Attaboy" certificate, but Wally is not impressed. He points out that the certificate is not his, and that he did not work on the Alpha project. The boss becomes angry and accuses Wally of being an impostor, but Wally responds by saying that he is just trying to get out of his sight. The boss then offers Wally an Indian name, "Wallyina", which Wally accepts. The comic strip ends with Wally sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed, while the boss and other employees look on.

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