Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd August 1994

Dilbert//1936, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 3rd August 1994

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best assets competitions worst employees on job hidden camera imply they work for competition ad agency dogbert's ad agency

Official transcript

Dogbert's Ad Agency

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S AD AGENCY YOUR COMMERCIALS SHOULD COMPARE YOUR BEST ASSETS TO THE COMPETITION'S WORST.

WELL USE A HIDDEN CAMERA TO FILM YOUR EMPLOYEES ON THE JOB.

I MISSED SOMETHING HERE...

WE'LL IMPLY THAT THEY ALL WORK FOR THE COMPETITION THIS ISN'T A DOCUMENTARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Competition's Worst"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1984, depicts a humorous exchange between Dogbert and a man at a table. The conversation revolves around comparing commercials to determine which is the worst, with Dogbert suggesting that a hidden camera be used to film employees on the job. The man expresses concern about missing something important, to which Dogbert responds that they will imply that all work for the competition is documentary-style. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of comparing commercials and the potential for manipulation in advertising.

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