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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th August 1994

Dilbert//1939, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 6th August 1994


Tags

goldfish hair on cat hairless cat dilbert spray


Official transcript

"Thanks for inviting me over, Dogbert. We little hairless cats are usually shunned."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THANKS FOR INVITING ME OVER, DOGBERT.

WE LITTLE HAIRLESS CATS ARE USUALLY SHUNNED.

I WOULD HAVE BET ANYTHING THAT THAT WOULDN'T WORK NOW THE GOLDFISH.

HAIR!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hairless Cats"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white cat, and Dogbert, a dog, engaging in a humorous conversation. The conversation begins with Dogbert inviting Dilbert to join him, but Dilbert declines due to the presence of "hairless cats," which are typically shunned.

As the conversation progresses, Dogbert becomes increasingly frustrated, ultimately resorting to using a can of hairspray to cover his body in hair. The scene concludes with Dogbert boasting about his new appearance, only to be met with ridicule from the goldfish, who mockingly refer to him as "the goldfish."

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